jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

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ekoenig:

*sunlight hits your laptop screen*

wow 

every piece of dust in the world

it’s here

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amie-lea:

zethie:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.

thank you for this post

(Source: poppunk-babe, via ayowassuppp)

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