stay-strong-mydear:

luginub:

Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

this post fucked me up

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jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(Source: guy, via jookerie)

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